magic turd

When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.

I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.

by scooter July 11, 2014

magic flytrap

The magical word you use when you're out of swear words

"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"

"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"

by Ariaxia_TwT🤔 June 03, 2021

The Magical Triangle

A form of lesbian threesome where one girls head is licking another's vagina and that girl is licking another girls vagina and THAT girl is licking the first girls vagina

Come on girls let's do a the magical triangle

by Unknown user 0089 December 20, 2018

Fanfan magic

Where one person shaves there pubes cuts there victims eye lashes off then jizzes across victims face and sticks the pubes on to replace the missing eye lashes.

I will fanfan magic you if you don't obey to me

by Reggae shark October 31, 2014

Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018

El Magic

1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!

Im El Magic at playing guitar.

Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.

by Tahlia(TdoggBulldog) July 10, 2005

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 27, 2018