A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
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Michael left work on time to get home to his baby momma every Tuesday. Once that clock strikes 12:01 am Wednesday, his parents mobile home would rock off the bricks.
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