Laura

Laura is a my mum and i think thaht she sus beacouse she vent on my salottolo. One day she told me that i cant doing nothing beause i dont do my homework and i got mad. Im in love with aidan

Iva: is not that the cimice took my ginocchio?

Laura: IMPOSSIBLE BEACUSE ITS A FUCKING CIMICE AND HE DONT DO NOTHING

by Sto cazzo porca puttana November 24, 2021

Laura

Number one ass eater

Someone point me to the best ass eater.
**points at Laura**

by Amba9904 December 13, 2021

Laura

Laura is the type of girl that always make sure to love sniff you. She once told me "an arse a day keeps the doctor away". the size of the arse dosent matter for Laura, it is only about how well the efficiency is. Lauras life cycle: sleep, eat, love sniff, repeat.

Mom: omg Laura what are you doing?
Laura: Ssniiiiiifffffff

by Ole69420 December 7, 2022

laura effect

the sudden urge to tell someone you know only for three and half months your deepest, darkest secrets

"How can you already know so much about me?" "Boom, Laura effect."

by uwuxxx February 2, 2022

Laura

O proasta grasa

Laura este grasa scolii

by Alteexxc October 31, 2022

Laura katherine

The worst person you will ever meet in your life. A snake that slithers thru the merkiest waters just waiting to attack. Hails from the hills and mountains of pure inbreds and other things that crawl. Also weighs as much as a Chevy Tahoe.

That Laura katherine sure is a snake.

by ValleyGirl85 July 6, 2022

Laura

A short girl, around the height of 5 foot give it take 3 inches that is typically associated with the church of the latter day saints. Her parents think she is a good kid but she is actually a professional soaker who has perfected her craft over years of practice

Laura is soaking in the cruiser

by BigNinjaFan69 November 22, 2021