kansas soda

when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere

fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.

by balsamic vin May 2, 2021

North Central Kansas Technical College

A college in Beloit, Kansas. Nickname "tech college", Nickname for students "techers", Nick name for girls who get with guys who go to the college "techer toys" or "techer pecker"

Last Night I saw a techer get trashed in his dorm at the North Central Kansas technical College.

I just saw (Girls Name) over at the dorms, what a techer toy.

by BOOM toasted December 3, 2011

Kansas Sickness

A sickness that leaves the person confused and disoriented after visiting Kansas or even thinking about going to Kansas.

“I have been thinking about going to Kansas for a while, but for some reason, I can’t remember why. Wait, why am I in the grocery store again?”

“Goddammit Paul, you got the fucking Kansas Sickness, get tf away from me you sick bastard.”

by WaltonT October 14, 2023

Kansas Steamer

A fun sexual act involving two willing partners. One is dressed as Mark Twain (typically male), the other with Thomas the Train Engine face paint. Thomas the Train Engine performs oral on Twain with dry ice. Upon completion, Thomas blows out the semen and dry ice while shouting “Choo Choo!” with as much gusto as possible - this looks like a steam engine, hence the name.

“If you want to board this yacht, you owe me one Kansas Steamer…”

“I’ll do it if I can be Twain.”

“Sounds fun!”

by epausti November 13, 2023

Kansas City chiefs fan

A person who meat rides taylor swift and has no social life and can't do anything in life

I hate Kansas city Chiefs fans

by Monkman625 January 28, 2024

Kansas Kebab

When a man defecates, surrounds his penis in his own fecal matter, and inserts into the mouth of another person.

John: "Yeah dude! I totally gave her the old Kansas Kebab!"

Mike: "Hell yeah, bro! The student has become the master!"

by NINTheWretched January 30, 2024

Kansas City Shuffle

When a casino uses neural networks to influence poker tournaments or when someone defines a word on urban dictionary and ruins poker for every casino in the world.

Man: “ Whoa! Did that guy just pull the ‘ol Kansas City Shuffle and bankrupt a shitload of casinos? That ain’t retarded”

by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023