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Hanu

A term used to define a person who takes pleasure in other's suffering in turn making them unsociable and annoying to be around and socialise with. Common characteristics of a Hanu are sociopathy, narcissism and obsession.
He is addicted to video games and doesn't like other people. Such a Hanu.
by Boxford English Dictionary Co. December 14, 2022
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by hanjisungsleftnipple July 20, 2023
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News Handjob

Reading news for the sole purpose of confirming your own beliefs.
Instead of reading the NYT or the Washington Post Rob is getting a news handjob by clicking on Brietbart
a news hand job
by Johnny Cos December 15, 2017
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Danish Handjob

A conventional handjob - though not to completion - wherein the receiver alternates between stroking the shaft and painfully crushing the testicles.
I was in my car with my latest guy-friend the other day, and I totally gave him a Danish Handjob.
by Mr Monotony June 2, 2018
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Muppet Handjob

Receiving a hand job with a sock with googly eyes.
Yo dude, she gave me a Muppet Handjob!

What's that?

Receiving a hand job with a sock on my dick with googly eyes.
by Buffalo Bourbon Lady December 5, 2019
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Benny Hanjob

The act of wrapping ones beard around a cock then stroking it until the beard looks like a Bush from a 70’s porno.
He gave Ron a Benny Hanjob and now he looks like he was in a pie eating contest.
by Harris88 March 31, 2020
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National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.
A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”
by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020
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