Salty French Fry

Before a man gets a blow job. He jacks off and cums all over his own dick. He then lets it dry and waits for his wife, girlfriend, etc. to come home and suck it. Then Bamm saltiest dick she's ever sucked!

Jen asks her boyfriend Rudy to give her the Salty French Fry as foreplay. She says it spikes her blood pressure and makes the sex that much more enjoyable.

by DJR1986 August 25, 2010

Mexican Fish Fry

It is a sexual act where a man cums inside a girl and then eats it out of her vagina.

Hey bro ! I totally gave her a Mexican Fish fry !

by Mustave Arod Oopyurpoupr August 4, 2009

fry tax

a wealth redistribution that occurs when a friend with no money takes some of your fries after declining to purchase any food for himself.

I had to pay a fry tax to support my friend, who was too poor to buy any food.

by Richard M. July 8, 2006

Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

by four guys who were bored ;) November 1, 2010

french fry cock

Small, skinny, frail white cock. It's so skinny you can't even tell if it's hard, much less if it's inside you.

A guy with french fry cock must have really done something bad in a prior life.

by hotboxin November 28, 2005

frying your bacon

Another way of saying, "I am dominating you". What someone can say when they're winning a game by an outrageous margin.

Ha. I win again. I am totally frying your bacon dude.

by JTG the man G October 21, 2009

stir fry crazy

A giant mix of pure crazy, that's too much crazy for even bat shit crazy to define.

Person A: Susan from accounting said I ate her , but I didn't.
Person B: Susan from accounting is stir fry crazy, what do you expect.

by ProbablyInsane November 2, 2018