base floats

A shitter on call of duty games, who thinks he is good. He is very egotistic even tho he will always lose

Why is he being a base floats?

by Kortly June 12, 2020

Floats

Slang for a woman’s breasts,heard most often in the west of Ireland.

“Would ya look at the fllllloooooats on that wan”

“She’s got some pair of floats on her”

“I’ll give you this potato wench,but only if you show me those might,meaty floats of yours”

by Smellslikefloats2734 September 18, 2020

Root-beer Float

When someone performs anal on another, ejaculates into the cavity and then proceeds to eat the booty like it’s groceries.

Guuurl, last night he came in my ass and then he sucked it out... say it tasted like a root-beer float.

by Wiccapedia October 23, 2020

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float

To vibe and to chill. Also float is used to describe a level of high or drunkenness.

I just shot gunned a beer and took 8 shots, I'm all float.

Yeah all my boys that I hang with are all pretty float.

by kalebgaime September 19, 2017

dream soda float

Falling asleep and having a moist sexual dream while having a whacky Wednesday special

He had a dream soda float with his chips.

by Akkaytex March 29, 2017