New England Lobster Tail

When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.

Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"

Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 17, 2008
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New England Clam Chowder

When you take a shit on a girls chest then you cum on the shit and make her mix the shit and cum and eat it
(Guy 1) Hey dude last night torrie came over and i gave her a New England Clam Chowder. (Guy 2) Dude thats fuckin nasty
by NateStollard September 22, 2008
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An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.
Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England
by Alia Joanne June 15, 2007
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The best of best type of dog water, you can’t find this dog water of a player anywhere else.
“You’re the Queen of England’s dog water! you’re so bad!”
by dogwater2765 January 12, 2021
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face it, you're gonna get screwed.
when james told me he was going to join bally total fitness, i told him to lie on his back and think of england.
by Kfifty July 01, 2005
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A term often said to youTuber Jon hagy. It is a threat when other YouTubers get triggered
by Billygraen January 04, 2019
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New England School of Law

Where law professors fuck you really hard in the ass.
I met this girl on myspace who wanted me to send her to New England School of Law last night.
by 3L Love October 03, 2008
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