Dumbass shit fuck 

Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.

Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.

Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.

*gets hit by car*

Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!

Dumbass shit fuck by Jarp12 July 20, 2011

dumbassery

a situation full of stupid comments that make no sense.

Dude 1: "man, that discussion in class was stupid"

Dude 2: "I know, it was pure dumbassery"

dumbassery by Creative Nickname Guy January 16, 2012

dumbass 

Someone who desperately wants to be in a band but, being largely untalented is relegated to the bass guitar - which s/he cannot play very well.

Hey man, that Sid Vicious was a real dumbass

dumbass by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004

Matticus Dumbassicus 

skinny ass kid who thinks he knows everything because he gets his mcdonalds for free

Matticus Dumbassicus-Matt Lewis

Matticus Dumbassicus by Mcbuffalo May 16, 2009

functional dumbass 

1.) a person who, although intelligent, functions as a dumbass. 2.) Someone who is motivated to rise only to the level of function necessary to complete a task.

1.) Q: "Your friend seems smart! Does she do well in school?" A: "Nah! She's a functional dumbass!"
2.) That functional dumbass fixed my computer problem, but now all my files are deleted!

functional dumbass by 3 card Monty May 25, 2009

dodo bird dumbass 

A living creature long ago that is an insult

THAT GUY is a dodo bird dumbass

dodo bird dumbass by CUPYYYY January 19, 2017

Shannon is a dumbass day 

Every year on August 31st, tell a friend/colleague/person you went to school with for a couple years before you moved/ enemy named Shannon that they are a dumbass.

Oh hey, it's August 31st. You're a dumbass, Shannon. You know, because it's Shannon is a dumbass day.

Shannon is a dumbass day by dumassday August 30, 2020