Donald Trump's presidency is a covfefe
by Flxtrx June 6, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. (n.) When you want to type "coverage" but your hands are too BIG to hit the correct corresponding letters.
"Look at those hands, are they small hands?" asked Trump
"Despite the constant negative news press covfefe."
"Despite the constant negative news press covfefe."
by GreySůn June 5, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. i have covfefe
by dayboo May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. Potus; deriv: Covxoxo; Noun:
Mixed emotional reaction that blends resentment over negative publicity generated by the free press with the delight in receiving free publicity for anything at all.
Mixed emotional reaction that blends resentment over negative publicity generated by the free press with the delight in receiving free publicity for anything at all.
Another day, another dollar, thanks to all this thankless, relentless and better-than-PAC-bucks covfefe, plus Alec's constant covxoxo.
by Torrential Downpour May 31, 2017
Get the Covfefemug. a fuckward's fuckup
Oh man, my beloved country is a total covfefe right now. I've just tweeted a covfefe. My ideas are a covfefe.
by m potty June 2, 2017
Get the covfefemug. covfefe {origin: pre-OT; /bab-b-el/; c. unknown} --- v. 1.) To be the superlative idiot on a planet of irresponsible human beings in a country where the citizenry is responsible for your assumption of office due their own specific ineptitude and/or procrastination 2.) To be an incoherent Twitter enthusiast incapable of articulate language let alone thought 3.) To feel self-important but not be aware of the self or other selves 4.) archaic To determine the course of your own (and potentially others dependent on you) certain eternal anathema of doom by actions fulfilling and qualifying pre-existing prophecy
"The Milky Way Galactic Extinction Event known to history may be easily sourced to the covfefe in charge of the Third Quadrant at said time, the obvious net resultant being no appreciable loss of anything intelligent, life and/or otherwise. ... Moving on ... "
by simonfine June 1, 2017
Get the covfefemug. "Covfefe" is an accidental cultural appropriation and bastardization of two Samoan words conjoined by an arbitrary "v":
"ko," meaning "pregnant; to pick a fruit; or to reach for something;"
and "fefe," meaning "fear; afraid; or an expression of mockery."
(Indented text above excerpted from Huffington Post's article "The meaning of the word 'covfefe' in the Samoan language".)
"Covfefe" was hastily, unintentionally, and irrevocably lexicalized by pre-impeached U.S. "President" Donald Trump in his typical manner of sharing everything he thinks with everyone, without actually thinking it through first.
"Covfefe" became a permanent addition to the pop-culture lexicon as Trump was publicly whining about "negative press" instead of being an actual leader focused on anything other than his own fragile, narcissistic ego. Trump's fear of others' opinions was the impetus for this delightful new word which is surpassed in its versatility only by the word "smurf" (which only slightly eclipses the versatility of the word "fuck").
What's "covfefe" mean? It's our word. It means whatever we want it to mean.
"ko," meaning "pregnant; to pick a fruit; or to reach for something;"
and "fefe," meaning "fear; afraid; or an expression of mockery."
(Indented text above excerpted from Huffington Post's article "The meaning of the word 'covfefe' in the Samoan language".)
"Covfefe" was hastily, unintentionally, and irrevocably lexicalized by pre-impeached U.S. "President" Donald Trump in his typical manner of sharing everything he thinks with everyone, without actually thinking it through first.
"Covfefe" became a permanent addition to the pop-culture lexicon as Trump was publicly whining about "negative press" instead of being an actual leader focused on anything other than his own fragile, narcissistic ego. Trump's fear of others' opinions was the impetus for this delightful new word which is surpassed in its versatility only by the word "smurf" (which only slightly eclipses the versatility of the word "fuck").
What's "covfefe" mean? It's our word. It means whatever we want it to mean.
Civil Rights Movement? LoL covfefe that shit. TRAVEL BAN!!!
Trump is undoubtedly a smurfing covfefeur.
Trump has taught you well. But you are not a covfefe yet.
All this fake news Trump keeps covfefing is delusional, hyperbolic propaganda.
Trump's gonna get us into covfefing World War III if YOU don't start acting like a gorramn citizen and get this assclown out of the covfefing office right NAOW.
Inserting covfefe into SBemail #128 (RAMPAGE):
The covfefe's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a regal rampage. "I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee!" Ye hath quivered me covfefe tuppence!
Get the covfefe out of here.
Let's explore some interesting unintended synergies:
Trump fruitfully reaches his audiences through fear by appealing to their misdirected concerns about immigrants and minorities who he mocks and scapegoats (...while simultaneously supporting big business that outsources the jobs his audience falsely perceives immigrants to be "taking from them"). This is one mechanism through which he "picked the fruit" of the U.S. Presidency.
Trump is undoubtedly a smurfing covfefeur.
Trump has taught you well. But you are not a covfefe yet.
All this fake news Trump keeps covfefing is delusional, hyperbolic propaganda.
Trump's gonna get us into covfefing World War III if YOU don't start acting like a gorramn citizen and get this assclown out of the covfefing office right NAOW.
Inserting covfefe into SBemail #128 (RAMPAGE):
The covfefe's the limit as far as rampages are concerned. Why, ye could go on a regal rampage. "I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee! I covfeferically bequeath thee!" Ye hath quivered me covfefe tuppence!
Get the covfefe out of here.
Let's explore some interesting unintended synergies:
Trump fruitfully reaches his audiences through fear by appealing to their misdirected concerns about immigrants and minorities who he mocks and scapegoats (...while simultaneously supporting big business that outsources the jobs his audience falsely perceives immigrants to be "taking from them"). This is one mechanism through which he "picked the fruit" of the U.S. Presidency.
by ImpeachTwittler June 2, 2017
Get the Covfefemug.