A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
Get the Black Gatesmug. by trent sherrill March 28, 2011
Get the Black Falconmug. Blacking for gas, much like fracking for gas, where large industry apply great pressure to extract the earth's natural resources, "blacking" refers to the black man's attempt to apply great pressure using the sub machine gun to extract his rent money from the cashier
"shit Tyrrell, we ain't paid the rent on this place in two months"........." Bitch be quiet, it's cool am going blacking for gas'
by Beefneckboy November 3, 2016
Get the Blacking for gasmug. When you have a black and mild cigar, you take out the tobacco, remove the "cancer paper", put the tobacco back in and you get a nice strong hitting black
Ian: Yo Jim, can you Champ a Black for me?
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
Jim: yea i got you, god knows i get it done in 30 seconds what flavor you got
by Ricearoni January 9, 2009
Get the Champ a Blackmug. A woman who marries a man for money, then kills him to inherit all that he has. She becomes a widow when he dies, and the black represents the dirty deed that she did.
Tom: Look at Michelle, dude! She's 25 and look how rich she is!
Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!
Tom: What's a black widow?
Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
Daniel: I heard that she's a black widow, Tom, I wouldn't go near her!
Tom: What's a black widow?
Daniel: A woman who kills a man after marrying him for money.
by smcouvillion May 15, 2020
Get the Black Widowmug. A high level arms dealer who is know to do business in Europe and Africa also has operations in New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Columbus, Shipments are marked by a Black rose gets the name from a black rose tattoo on his forearm know associates are the F4 a group of men with similar tattoos who are known by a number of names the leader him self is also known by the alias Treize Alexander Marquise to this day his true idintity is unknown.
1. Who are those guys do they work for the Black Rose?
2. Those illegal weapones came from the Black Rose.
2. Those illegal weapones came from the Black Rose.
by Unknown Writer January 11, 2009
Get the Black Rosemug. Greatest rugby team in the world. Represent New Zealand. Many teams aspire to be as great as them but fall short. Last won the World Cup in 1987. Good rivals with the Wallabies (Australia)
by hammer November 17, 2003
Get the All Blacksmug.