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by RedRibbonArmyDance February 26, 2025

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Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Jose Antonio Reyes: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 09, 2025

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flying to san antonio

When you need a new vibrating neck pillow to masturbate with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. Because seriously, nobody you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. Not to mention the cashier who ALWAYS rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. You're just flying to San Antonio this weekend!

Taken from a BuzzFeed video about women and their first time masturbating

"I'm flying to San Antonio again, mum. Think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you're at the store? I ran the batteries dead in mine."

by stonetastifulrumptious March 06, 2016

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Antonio Garcia

Antonio Garcia is a very nice and energetic but if you have one of them in your life you are lucky

My boyfriend Antonio Garcia is so amazing.

by anonymus1243 February 23, 2023

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Antonio :)

Antonio is a really adorable funny guy whos always there when you need him his a really sweet caring loving person with a good heart a really loveable trust worthy guy one of the smartest kindest person you will ever meet and with a perfect smile:)

Antonio :)

is the best boyfriend ever

by Skrr skrrr June 21, 2021

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