Dead cook group. I joined for £30 and the first thing I see is some guy called vesk wanking in general vc with his cock out. I asked psb to ban him but he banned me instead.
Astro alerts has the most gay members
by Swanzplug aka mohzart May 28, 2022
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adjective: any awkward situation
noun: any awkward person, a derogatory term for someone whoe deserves it
adjective: "When the chick you have been blowing off shows up to your date with your girlfriend, total Hot Dog Alert."
noun: "That idiot boy is a fucking hot dog alert with him being here uninvited"
by Hashica September 28, 2017
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The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.
Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!
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you have pending alerts go to the main menu - TF2
by Tf2fan September 13, 2021
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One of the Funniest scenes in television, this originates from the BBC Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf the episode is S6E2 titled Legion and it goes like this;
Rimmer: Go to Blue Alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I'd just feel more comfortable if we were all on our toes because everyone's aware it's a Blue Alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you all of Space Corps Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. "No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity".
Rimmer: Damn you both, all the way to Hades! I want to go to Blue Alert!
Lister: Okay, okay.
He presses a button; a sign reading 'Alert' in blue lighting begins flashing pathetically in the corner of the cabin
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
...
Rimmer: Step up to Red Alert!
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
by Proper Sheffield lad April 29, 2022
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Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.
I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.
by Hutchmark April 21, 2020
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