BlackAmber Alert

When a child missing from her dominating parent and the non-dominating parent refuses to give her back without a court order.
We know where she is but the father refuses to give her to her mother without a court order so we will issue a BlackAmber Alert.
by ByeFeliciaDe January 22, 2018
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Spoiler Alert

Glenn Rhee dies in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 1
Thank you Negan for using your baseball bat named, Lucille on Glenn's head
by RGTube December 19, 2018
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VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS

Da wording on a dockside sign dat warns aquatic sportsmen about of a serious bacterial infection of fish caused by throwing videocassettes into the water.
I always find da "VHS ALERT: BOATERS & ANGLERS" signs puzzling, since conceivably most folks who would be venturing out on a lake or river would not even have televisions or VCRs with them, and so there should be little problem of folks tossing their broken/unwanted tapes overboard while they were cruising around in their skiffs and yachts.
by QuacksO November 17, 2021
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by xombi3 September 19, 2023
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mommy alert

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right
by [saturn] July 31, 2021
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alert the spiders

'Alert the spiders' is a rural colloquialism from northern California where I grew up in the '60's. I heard it from my parents and grandparents (California, New Mexico, Nevada and Iowa) all my life. It referred to rural mail routes out in the country away from town. Often spiders would get into the mailboxes and spin webs. Sometimes we would sweep them out with a broom if they got too close to the front, but often we would just leave them alone. When important letters or small packages were being sent, we would receive a phone call from the sender who would say "Alert the spiders!" and we would know to watch for the mailman who would place the treasure in the mailbox, disturbing the spiders who might get crushed... if we hadn't 'alerted' them.
Grandma called her daughter on the phone to let her know a small package was coming, "Alert the spiders!" she said.
by Darth Pop February 28, 2023
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