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Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
by ahahhaah January 22, 2018
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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
by 1092616252616 October 19, 2025
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Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla

If when someone is really stupid, a random person will make a meme of him using these characters.
Mario bros was made on 1782 b.C.(Albert estaïn and Nicolas Tesla meme)
by idk30 November 26, 2023
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Albert

Albert is such an amazing guy. He loves cars and racing. He cares about his friends and family a lot. He is extremely funny. He will also always make you smile when you need it. When being with Albert you just want to hug him and never let him go. He’s like a big teddy bear in a man’s body. He acts like he does not care but really does. He loves to wear these tank tops that make his muscles stand out even more. He will tell you he loves you and reassures you anytime you need it. He’s an amazing guy that anyone would be extremely lucky to have in their life.
My best friend is Albert and I love him.
by Lovergirl_15 November 20, 2023
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Albert

Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
by dirt98304756934875 December 24, 2020
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Albert

Everyone likes Albert, he's introverted but will spring up at every social interaction he garners. He's a smart aleck but chooses to not showcase his intel (assumingly to be humble). In addition, Albert is also a kind guy and will give you his lunch; or part of it. Cherish Albert.
Mike: Do you know Albert?
John: Yeah, everyone likes that guy.
by szaisthebestilovesza May 15, 2022
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Albert

He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
by bobmurry November 22, 2021
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