Melons

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us

ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020

Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)

by Melon_69 December 15, 2020

drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.

"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"

by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025

Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?

We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!

by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017

Melon

Is an Ellen

Oh wow that Melon is an Ellen

by Melon and pineapple April 29, 2019

Melon

Is a fruit that all niggas like.

¨Yo my nigga wheres my melons nigga?¨

by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

Cut the melon

The act of having sex with butt cheeks where there is no penetration to the anus. Similar to tittie fucking.

Jen wanted anal sex, but instead, Brad cut the melon.

by Slickhonkie October 6, 2012