Hug the pork

The act made by one to release stress through the act of dick tugging in order to fall asleep

Guy1: Bro I’m wide awake
Guy2:Yoooo you should hug the pork
Tina your brother hugs his pork to me every night

by Beat the meat August 8, 2018

Fancy Hug

A phrase denoting a hand-job in South Africa

My new girl friend gives the best fancy hugs out there

by FancyHugFan April 6, 2023

hug quote

“hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf”

hug quote “hug is not a hug if ur not being hugged tight asf” quote by sam😫

by samm2smooth March 7, 2022

Schrödinger’s Hug

To give a hug but only meaning it if they hug back

Larry: “I gave Linda a Schrödinger’s Hug today and she hugged back”
Tom:”Good Job you killed that like the Nazis killed Jews”
Larry: “What the fuck”
Tom: “I’m joking”
Larry:”Your a Schröedinger’s Douche bag”

by A possum possum December 29, 2020

horan hugs

for when you need a hug and only from niall horan

r: anyways are u ok?
a: no I need hugs
r: horan hugs?
a: pls

by lhh's gf (REAL) February 3, 2021

butterfly hug

A typical greeting gesture employed by a homosexual man or soyboy upon encountering a man. The greeting itself is comprised of a loose hug with gregarious hand flapping, or patting, upon embrace. The hands are not required to make actual contact with the back or shoulders of the recipient, with protocol usually dictated by the masculinity of the receiving person. The recipient may or may not reciprocate, and it is hard to make a determination of his homosexuality or soyboy characteristics absent other indicators. Note that a butterfly hug is not exclusive to homosexuals or soyboys, but it is a strong indication that, at a minimum, the initiator of this form of greeting is within one or both of those categories. All heterosexual men with at least marginal testosterone levels agree that a butterfly hug is an extremely poor substitute for a proper firm handshake with physical contact lasting less that 5 seconds.

That guy is queer, you can tell because he gives a butterfly hug when he meets people.

Why does that poofer greet everyone with butterfly hugs?

by John22johnjohn March 31, 2021

gateway hugs

A gateway hug is similar to a gateway drug in the sense that it leads to something more. A gateway hug leads to excessive making out, blowjobs, or consequently sex.

Took this girl out for the first time last night, got the gateway hugs. Woke up at her place the next morning.

by dmonster16 April 22, 2011