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Jared

Usually a name given to a retard or a name u call a retard
Kam why did you burn the house down your a Jared
by Yes no many so September 20, 2019
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Jared

A fucking adopted cunt who thinks hes the shit. Beat his ass god damn it
Jared:I'm cool
The boys: Shut up jared your fucking adopted!
by Diabetic surgeon October 15, 2019
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Jared

Having the name Jared is basically having reached the end you are the best you have achieved everything if your name is Jared by the time you have completed life you will have made boris Johnson shut the fuck up you would have made infinate funny season of modern family you have in vented the infinate money machine you have defeated all these 9 year old internet clown who have supported jake Paul and Bryce hall and most importantly you have taken everyones girl on earth
Oh another Jared just stole my ting well he’s Jared he is a sexy beast it is natural
by Best defffonitions July 31, 2021
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indian jared

Stupid indian that scans you for your money
I got called to today

By who ?

Indian jared
by Matrix basics February 3, 2023
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Jared

Just handsome and hot,that’s all.
Jared HSIEH
by Jared Hsieh November 22, 2021
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Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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