shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023

sugar tits

When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.

Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!

by Ocfspgirl May 7, 2021

Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example

Why are you tit blocking me?

by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

tit the cunt

When you reboot a server or computer

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!

by Go55y May 13, 2021

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

Get ya tits out

This day is the day where all the gal have to get their tits out or send a tity pic to they bf/gf.

Boy: “hey babe it’s October 18th get ya tits out”
Girl: “Well shit, here we go”

by Bigshlonggang October 18, 2020

Tits

An exclamation to show happiness, immense approval, or another word for sweet, nice, cool, etc.

“Yo I can make it to the function”
“Tits!!”

by Per-Son July 2, 2024