Tits

Two squishy bumps on ur chest that are beautiful any size, shape, or colour. Except blue. If u have blue tits u should probably go get that checked out.

Person 1: woahhh, her tits are HUUUGEE
Person 2: *punches person 1* RESPECT WOMEN

by TheMegwan August 28, 2020

tits

Something big the girls have that men like to slap and stare at.

Damn, that's one big ass *looks at girls titties. those tits are even bigger tho*

by TheFatDudeWith_a_Rat February 16, 2020

Tit Pen

A pen in the tit pocket on a shirt

may i use the pen that is in your pocket, your tit pen?

by canamguy09 July 27, 2017

inner tube tits

i have a friend that also goes by dick sickle, that can be described as inner tube tits. meaning he has weird tits... even though i don't know what they look like

wow bryant messick has such inner tube tits

by innertubetits March 10, 2017

i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)

i like misty because she got big tits

by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021

Tit Block

Cock blocking between girls. When your friend is getting in the middle of you and a significant other or a one night stand. Basically stopping your love life. Tit blocking is used when your friend doesn't have anyone else and doesn't want to be the only single girl in the group, or when your drunk and ready to climb into the taxi with creepy Steve from HR.-example

Why are you tit blocking me?

by Vicky hearty February 17, 2015

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023