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James

James is a dick
He's probably sweet at first but turns out to be a cunt.
Girl: Oh my gosh! James has cheated on me!
Boy: It's because he's a dick.
by bigbumlover2020 February 3, 2022
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Ketty James

I rare bird, the Ketty James is a white female, often from the home counties (especially Surrey or Essex). Despite not wanting to get a reputation for having a drug habit the Ketty James will not shut up about the OUTRAGEOUS amount of drugs (especially ketamine) that she does on Sunday nights with her all female drinking society.
A closely related even rarer species is the hyper-aggressive, even more spudded Co-ketty James. Both should be handled with caution as they're volatile creatures know for their flamboyant dress sense and prolific shouting.
"How was last night?"
"Good I got properly fucked up, but don't worry I wasn't as bad as ketty james"
"Good! No one wants to be as bad as ketty james"
by bincam June 3, 2018
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Jame

Most people take this person and put them under the name, “James” which is almost always a false persona. A Jame is a singular human. They know how to play many instruments with strings and almost always are in a band.
That Jame knows how to run a distro!
by BaconEggCheeseAndOlives November 21, 2021
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a james moment

taking forever to take a turn in civ 6 and cause physical emotional and sexual pain.
you are taking forever this is actually a james moment
by djdeathblade December 17, 2023
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James

Is a fucking dumbass who can't keep relationships and has a shit stain on his forehead
James fuck you
by BMW5705 March 10, 2022
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Saints Philip and James

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021
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Uncommon James

The surprise and very UNCOMMON feeling of having James' tongue in one's butthole.
Oh boy, when I laid down on my stomach, I felt something weird. Felt like a good ole Uncommon James. Wasn't expecting that!
by Crab eating Fool at School January 25, 2021
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