Skip to main content

The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024
mugGet the The Bro-Hater Indexmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>yo, Bro, I Hate The Man hol Cover On Tiebout By The No Parking Sprayed Gate<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Bro-friend

When a girls brother and boyfriends become friends, simply from being close with said girl.
John: yo u dating my sister
Marcus: yea
John: ok cool ig were Bro-friends
Marcus: dafuq does that mean
by ff69 April 27, 2024
mugGet the Bro-friendmug.

ima slime you lil bro

when bro is sleeping, you go crazy inside bro WOOOOOOO
yo bro ima slime you lil bro "proceeds to raw dawg bro with backshots"
by levichan March 29, 2025
mugGet the ima slime you lil bromug.

bro brawl

When two bros willingly and agreeingly engage in an argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Bro: ey brah you wanna get in a bro brawl
Brah: bro, lets get some drugs or else it's not a bro brawl
Bro: I willingly agree to get involved in this argumentative intoxicated settlement involving physical contact.
Brah: I concur.
by John clark March 12, 2014
mugGet the bro brawlmug.

Bro Scientist

In simple terms: A Bro Scientist is someone who is asked for advice on broscience. The gym conversation of advice on how to workout, get results, etc. Sometimes they are right, but often times they are not. The term is often used as a light joke as a knowing nod that this type of advice is not always helpful.
A couple of my buddies just started working out and come to me and some other lifters (bro scientists) for advice.
by js1975 September 1, 2020
mugGet the Bro Scientistmug.

Share this definition