When two men have a threesome with a female they form a special bond and thus become SMASH BROS forever more
Kinda regret that threesome with Nikki I mean yeah she's hot AF but now Ted and I are SMASH BROS for life especially after locking eyes a couple times during FML
by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023
Get the SMASH BROS mug.Yo man, i heard you got bro-stabbed by Carlson! I can’t believe he would spill your secret like that!
by Endangered Panda June 10, 2019
Get the Bro-Stabbed mug.When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
Get the imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro mug.Its the cool uncle , the cool cat, the fonz! the one thats single but all the nephews and nieces love him. He always brings a different girl to the parties and holidays. He’s always late to parties but as soon as he walks in the party gets lit. Usually wears a jean jacket with rolled up sleeves to show off his tattoos and 1001 bead bracelets. Always has a beard and mean demeanour look. Usually a chain smoker and scotch/soda to top it off.
Oh my god! UNCLE BRO IS HERE! The kids are gonna get lit!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
OMG! Have you met my uncle bro? Hes a cool cat! When i become a uncle i want to be exactly like him.
Mommy!daddy! When i grow up, i want to be an uncle bro!
by Thebrotherofallbrothers March 31, 2020
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So you and your friend are takin' a nice trip to Oil Rig inside this game called rust it's going well. Scientists, dead, Heavy Scientists, dead, now your looking forward to the sweet sweet loot from that Locked Crate, but then, counters... "People!" says your friend "Where?!?!" you say "290!!". They sucessfully get on and there on your friend you have to do something, but its to late the words are already said "Dead dead dead dead! He's on me! Help!"
by Dead dead dead dead BRO HES ON March 11, 2022
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