The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.

I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap

by Hani Akram September 24, 2019

slap

a girl who would only mess wit if u needed some money or some head...lower dan a slap and way lower than a slam

B: Blood why dont u go mess wit dat gurl ova dere?
D: I would but she a slap ion wanna catch nuttin

by founders of TC November 9, 2008

bitch slap

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.

John: After I slapped her ass, she turned around a bitch slapped me.

Stacy: You deserved it!

by Markd September 29, 2015

slap factor

The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.

My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.

by SlapFactorAllTheBitches October 12, 2022

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019

Whipped slapped

The intense feeling of wanting to slap someone as much as being whipped and to slap the shit out them.

I've had enough of that bitch shes gonna get whipped slapped!

After what she did she whipped slapped him!

by Lady Sue August 9, 2024