Squirrel tits

A woman whose boobs look like acorns.
Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.
by Yodasbitch1234 May 05, 2020
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Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.
I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.
by Everything Suks October 08, 2022
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Tit Clits

A set of nipples that once aroused will grow to the size of a mini sausages.
Bro, I was making out with Gina this morning. I ate her tit clits for breakfast.
by |Spectre1| July 16, 2017
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Butt Tits

Usually common in elderly women. The buttocks needs to be sagging, resembling loose skin. There is a mole on each cheek which looks like nipples, giving the buttocks an uncanny resemblance to actual tits. Elderly women usually hide this.
"Yo, did you hear about Queen Elizabeth's butt tits?" asked Jon

"No, why?" replies Austin

"She has been keeping them hidden from the public for years!" Jon exclaims.
by Thatdrunkassfoolwhosharts December 01, 2024
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Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.
Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.
by Edgar Connel January 08, 2014
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Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
by Morguean April 01, 2022
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tits jiggling

Verb (gender neutral). The act of breasts shifting up and down as a form of non-verbal expression. Can be used as part of an proposition or inquiry, or as a verb.
You: *see's something funny*

Friend: What's got your tits jiggling?

Dude I gotta show you this TikTok. It's got my tits jiggling so fast.

Nothing gets the tits jiggling more than when a new episode of South Park comes out.

Jesus! You scared the shit out of me. Got the tits jiggling and everything.
by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2023
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