National cuddle your crush day

Guy:hey wanna cuddle
Girl:sorry but no
Guy:but today is the 10th

Hey wanna cuddle,sorry but no, but today is national cuddle your crush day.

by Cuddlemaster20 November 9, 2020

National yeet a short person day

On October 21st, you can throw anyone under 5' 6". No permission required.

Boy 1: What day is it?
Boy 2: October 21st
Boy 1: Isn't that National yeet a short person day?
Boy 2: It is?
Boy 1: How tall are you?
Boy 2: 5' 3*
Boy 1 proceeds to yeet boy 2

by Parsunic October 18, 2021

National Shai Day (July 26th)

National shai day is a day to celebrate shai, and the day they were born July 26th! Shai is a person who means a lot to many people. They have done so much make so many people happy, so July 26th is a day to celebrate shai and make them feel loved.

“Hey shai it’s National Shai Day (July 26th) and we love and support you for being a great person!”

by KARM AHHH December 25, 2022

National kiss a volleyball boy day

On October 26th you get a to kiss a volleyball boy. What's better than that?

Woohoo its national kiss a volleyball boy day!

I'm so lucky to have a vball boy

by Jimmywoohoo October 25, 2019

National Shut up Jayden day

If you know a soccer player who’s named Jayden and are fat tell them to shut up!

Jayden: Hey guys
Team: Shut up Jayden

Jayden: Why?
Team: It’s national shut up Jayden day!

by Johan training assistant March 28, 2022

National ' block Oli London day'

Block Oli London 2nd March

Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian

by STAN NCT 123 April 29, 2021

Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.

Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................

by Grevoble May 18, 2021