James

Is Aboriginal but looks Indian. He's always depresso espresso and says he wants to kill himself constantly.
Ahh thats James.
by yamez is goat February 23, 2022
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the best living thing to ever exist on this planet.
Rally : " Wow, James is one amazing fella. "
Ellie : " I honestly agree. "
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Is an outcast and sleeps outside on the front porch under a tarp and all he has is his blazer and pencil case and sandwiches his teachers got him from debating.
Bernard: "Ay James get out of my tarp"
*starts wrestling*

James: "No! This is my turf!"
Bernard: "No this is my tarp"
by #Jameslivesdontmatter June 20, 2022
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A guy who is pretty racist but likes to become overly defensive when accused of anything. He also hates everyone who makes anything a mild inconvenience. He slacks a lot but still survives.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that James dude?
Guy 2: Yeah man he was dropping the n-word all over the place
Guy 1: And he's white, that's pretty racist
by hydratedpogey March 22, 2022
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james is a know it all and makes too many ur mom jokes
P1: There is this annoying kid who keeps saying your mom!
P2: Oh that must be james
by somethingmysterious101 January 31, 2022
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James. A special person with a heart of bronze, happy to help out and a great shoulder to lead on. HOWEVER, James is pure and simply a smelly little bum. James has no self pride, extremely chavvy and can be commonly found in knocked off tracksuits because he can't really afford the real thing. James always tries to take control of your life because they have no control over their own. A James has an annoying habit of outstaining his welcome and he is always looking to snatch up your girlfriend, but fear not the smell alone repels him. James is Insanely annoying, loves drama, unkept and usually lives at home with his mom. He's a sad, smelly creature of habit.

Good luck and all the best to you if you know a James.
Person 1: Mate my life's a mess

Person 2: Dude your living the life of a James

Person 1: Woah, have you farted?

Person 2: Nah, James just walked in

Mom: Tidy your room!

Son: Mom, your such a James 😒🙄
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James is a stalker who creepy and is not funny you may not understand what the heck James is saying half the time and he is also not cute he may not have that much friends but he is a good friend who would stick up for you even tho sometimes he can be annoying
That is mostly true about james
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