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John Paul

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John Stamos

Your girl most likely told you something like what your mother told you as a kid, if you don't look like John Stamos, you're not going to amount to anything.
Elvis didn't become Elvis because of his outstanding songwriting abilities. He looked like John Stamos, and one thing John Stamos never heard from his mother was that he wasn't going to amount to anything or that he was a fucking loser.
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JOHN POL

A person who has a heart of Gold, and caring person,
John - Saint John the Evangelist and Saint John the Baptist

Pol or Pool is described as a lake or water where Jesus Christ baptized by Saint John the Baptist
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John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend
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john mac bonnett

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"
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John D

When JJ Maybank from outerbanks is making fun of Kiara (KIE) and it’s really hot the way he says it.
If your name is John someone can say “just give her that John d already” and that means you guys should probably fuck. Also Jj is being hot in this scene. Mostly always tho.
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John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.
Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn
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