T luv is the kind of guy who grows his toe nails long and then goes on to be a rapper. In fact the "T" in T luv stands for talon which is in reference to his long often glossy toe nails. T luv is the kind of guy who would steal the girl you're talking to at a party and take her home. But yet you find yourself admiring him for it. Maybe you wish he took you home but I digress. T luv is a tall sensitive glass of brooding masculinity waiting to swoop down on unsuspecting prey when he so feels the urge.
That guy just stole my girl and now i want to build a shrine to him. Looks like T luv has stuck again.
by $jabon$ November 23, 2021
Get the t luvmug. by Guivyiuyiyf July 24, 2022
Get the Sh!tmug. One studly hunk of meat. Toasted lightly on white bread with Mayo on the side. Goes down easy. 10/10 would recommend
by a sexy December 14, 2021
Get the T Smythmug. A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.
to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
Get the d i s c o m b o b u l a t e dmug. by anonymous August 11, 2024
Get the T-upmug. 1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
Get the Texas T-shirtmug. HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE. literally is a baddie with a phatty. Everyone loves her and knows she's hot. Be her friend!
by peegirl101 March 10, 2021
Get the gianna tmug.