rusty meat grinder

A used and abused, worn and blown out gaping butthole.

A rusty meat grinder is what Jake has left Dakota's mom with after a couple nightcaps.

by Mommagrindsthemeat August 7, 2016

Meat strawberry

The meat strawberry is a romantic gesture where you bang a girl on her period and make her suck your dong shortly after if not immediately after.

I met a chick at a bar and gave her the ol meat strawberry . She was a slut.

by Beesininski July 18, 2016

Meat chopper

When a girl sucks dick with braces and skin gets stuck in her mouth or leaves marks

Damn Gina, rebca gave me mad meat chopper marks last night

by Mr.lightskin July 11, 2016

meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

by fruityho June 27, 2016

sweet meat injection

Sexual intercourse

Come the weekend I'm getting a sweet meat injection.

by genius mind June 26, 2016

meat submarine

What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.

We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.

by talusanpurer June 25, 2016

Meat Lasso

A sex trick usually performed in snuff films. During this maneuver, a male takes is penis and wraps it around his victims neck. He then proceeds to hang the victims from a high place, suffocating the victim with his massive dong.

If I go out, I want to make it memorable... Johnny, get your Meat Lasso ready! It's time to shine...

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016