A Meat Rider

A no life nerd with a gamertag by the name of Machete who plays rocket league all day and doesn't wear socks around the homies in the bed. He also believes there are more than 2 genders. Also hasn't touched a women. Definitely makes love to "trans" people.

Machete is a meat rider...

by I are gay if u read this 🙅🏽‍♂️🧢 November 5, 2022

lob meat

To ask for meat pics

I knew his dick was big that’s why I asked him to lob meat pics

by Meatsondeck November 18, 2019

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 22, 2021

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛

Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

by abril fatface June 6, 2019