Fake fishing

The act of pretending to fish without a pole or supplies

I was at the river and I didn't want to look dumb so I pretended to reel in a fish, it's called fake fishing.

by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018

Nickel Fish

Picking up every available overtime shift and pretending it’s to help everyone else

Bedinghaus is a real Nickel Fish. He’s always at work

by Gilps May 18, 2022

Fish-cat

When the photographs of an individual look worse than their real life looks, be it on purpose, or due to their lack of self-obsession and/or photography skills.

Dude1: Dude how do you get any matches with these pics?
Dude 2: WDYM? I like taking weird selfies!
Dude 1: No homo, my guy, but you're a fish-cat
Dude 2: Nah man, get outta here.

by AladdinKun December 19, 2021

Pickle Fishing

To obtain the perfect pickle through considerable time and patience - usually using a hand-crafted pickle shank. This proves much more difficult when the pickles are alive. Not to be confused with cucumber fishing, which is just stupid.

Kelee spent the majority of the night pickle fishing until she eventually gave up - and just used a fork. She then went home from the pickle hole. Where else would she fish for pickles?

by FraserMe October 19, 2012

Flappy Fish

Amber Heard’s Vagina

Johnny Depp to his friend “I have no mercy, no fear for this gold digging, low level, dime a dozen, mushy, pointless, dangling, overused flappy fish market.

Overused flappy fish

by Wyntercobweb June 18, 2022

Fish and chips syndrome

FCS or Fish and chips syndrome is the when being that someone had or tried something once and it was amazing but you actually do not like it anywhere else but keep trying it at different places only to be let down over and over.

Manny: can I have the fish and chips please.
Kat: Manny you don’t like fish and chips

Manny: I do like it just from certain places..
Manny: *gets food* this is terrible, I do not like fish and chips.
Kat: you always forget you have fish and chips syndrome

*does this over and over again expecting a different result*

by MannyFresh85 August 2, 2025

nerd fishing

when one ties a Sci Fi novel to the end of a fishing pole and hopes to catch a nerd.

She's totally "nerd fishing" tonight.

by fenderboarder January 24, 2011