by the true name of dan November 2, 2022

A highly confused creature known for making every situation worse by opening his mouth. Expert in playing the victim after single handedly causing the chaos. Often mistaken for a malfunctioning NPC or someone who has autism. Makes poor decisions daily. Maturity level: somewhere between a Toddler or 9 year old at highest a 12 year old.
by Dhcbxjdh May 21, 2025

You ever been to a school where you feel uncomfortable reading a book about the south into being peer pressured into saying the n-word, that's SSPJ. You ever been to a school where you want to waste your money on shitty cafeteria food and low quality pizza from a random pizza joint that no one has heard of, that's SSPJ. You ever feel like you will be smote by a teacher in the middle school hall? That's SSPJ. Word of advice, don't waste your precious childhood going to the school, or go if you feel like becoming a band kid and going to BSHS.
Friend: Hey how is Saints Philip and James?
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
You: My teacher got mad at my when I didn't want to say the N-word.
by GreenBaseballHat August 14, 2021

"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."
"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."
by James Barley December 25, 2013

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by eeleye September 21, 2023
