dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Strong Hands

The use of ones frail weak hands to move a girthy sausage from one point of entry to another. Usually accomplished by a small dainty male.

We really needed your strong hands in the office yesterday during happy hour.

by DirtyJ18 January 6, 2023

generational hands

a whole generation/family of ppl who was bout that action

“dont fight him bruh his family got generational hands, his momma used to drag girls inna street”

by korradefender93 February 24, 2025

Kitty hands

What Steph says for a dance routine, kitty hands. Or titty hands

"Next use your kitty hands"

by Shbam222 December 3, 2021

me-time hand

The hand used for masturbating.

You're getting a tattoo on your hand? Is that your me-time hand?

by Bill.yeg January 2, 2019