South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.

Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Scooter guy

That one guy who rides scooter on skatepark. They sometimes evolved from scooter kid or just from the beginning was Ok. Pretty fun to speak with but have a bad reputation from his passion.

If you gave him a chance you might get a good buddy to ride with. Sometimes they can be better at skateboardering or bmx then normal riders just because he switched from them to rides scooter.

P1- look at him what a scooter kid

P2- nah my g that scooter guy he's alright go talk to him you will probably like him

by Vector420 November 21, 2021

Guy king

If your name is guy king then you’re Super duper gay

Is that guy king? Isn’t he like super fucking gay?

by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019

Nice Guy

A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.

Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.

by JayMoolah March 21, 2022

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Flaming Guy Fieri

This is a cocktail. Its one part Bacardi, one part Captain Morgan, one part pineapple juice, one part coconut milk, half part cholula, one part fire ball. Pour over ice, garnish with lame gas station sunglasses... For a frozen blended, use creme de coco instead of coconut milk, with a 151 floater lit on fire. Garnish with jersey shore chain.

flaming guy fieri; aka the dumpster fire; aka the singed visor; aka the peroxide blonde; aka the stanky goatee

credit: Javier Piquero

"hey man, give me a flaming guy fieri"
"oh, you never heard of that?"
"cool, its one part bacardi, one part captain morgan, one part pineapple, one part half part cholula, one part fire ball"

by PavierJiquero February 10, 2023

I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!

Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.

by Hym Iam November 3, 2022