Cardigan Man

A man who walks around late at night in an unsightly cardigan.

Hey Tom theres the cardigan man lets egg him

by peter hodkinson December 14, 2008

Man Pond

A gathering of males at a certain location to bond.

A large group of males (and some masculine females) that partake in physical activities in an attempt to bond and unite, particularly on a hot day.

"Dude, it's a f***ing man pond out here with all these guys groping each other," said John.

by Whoosah July 22, 2009

man date

a social interaction between two straight men.

hey joey, i've got nothing planed. wanna go out on a man date to the bowling Allie...

by dead-as-alive April 13, 2009

man-goo

Male ejaculate

Hollis had a bit of man-goo dripping from his chin.

by Wagner Vajagner December 22, 2008

Boss man

A person to whom you look up to, or appreciate.

Hey Boss Man, can you pass the bread please.

by Chicken Finger King June 30, 2017

Monkey Man

1) A pretty lousy superhero that does not quite fit in with the true definition of superhero. He's like Robin Hood, in the sense that he steals from the rich. But then he shoots the poor... and the rich. He's a monkey/human crossover from a drunken hooker and a horny monkey. He fell into a pit of toxic waste and gained super powers. He has an all red body, a curly tail, and a really weird single ear that droops down the side of his face. He has a trusty sidekick the boy, who can't do anything right besides being annoying and dying.

"Holy Genocide Monkey Man, your not supposed to burn down the church, kill the minister then rape his wife, just to get at the collection plate!"

"I don't care"

by The Mighty Pornus May 31, 2006

Box Man

To be as great as the one and only Box Man! Perfect human being that is bajangled.

You almost do as well as the Box Man.
Wow! Don't compete with me, thats like trying to compete with Jesus or Box Man.

by Sonja Box Girl May 11, 2006