National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

National yeet hydro flask day

November 2nd is the day when you can yeet the hydro flasks

National yeet hydro flask day Yeet the hydroflasks

by No hydroflasks October 30, 2019

National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

National grab homies ass year

Grab yo homies ass for a year♥️

National Grab homies ass year

by Geykumes April 15, 2019

national kick a Luke spratt day

on May 12th, it is legal to assault any person named Luke Spratt especially if they are ginger. Because they are the scum of the earth. So kick them as hard as you want and Luke cannot say anything

"Oh bro, I can't wait. for national kick a Luke Spratt day"

by iamnotaginger February 25, 2020

National “everyone love a kyra” day

A day that falls once a year on the second Tuesday of the month, where everyone has to find a Kyra and love them and post mugs on their private stories.

Kyra: hello
Me: I love you Kyra! I’m gonna post a mug of you!
Kyra: thank you bae! Is that because it’s National “everyone love a kyra” day?
Me: it sure is

by yhloveskm December 14, 2021

National send Razo a nude day

Razo has a hard enough life stacking mad paper. To acknowledge this sexy beast & his hard work, on December 10th bad bitches are supposed to send him mad booty pics.

Did you hear on December 10th it’s national send Razo a nude day??

by Jay_Reezy November 23, 2021