by Shrek_Our_Lord February 4, 2018
Get the Music Theorymug. A term used by stupid people to indicate a chaotic situation. Completely incorrect use of a term most likely heard in Jurassic Park.
1. We are totally having a lot of problems. It's just Kaos Theory 'round here.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
2. This is totally Kaos Theory.
3. I'm gonna go Kaos Theory on this shit.
by Dr. Malcom July 11, 2007
Get the Kaos Theorymug. Something that music snobs put a lot of attention into. In reality, unless you want to learn how to play like someone else instead of having your own style, music theory is useless. I mean, did the Blues guitarists who lived in the Mississippi Delta have access to music theory? No! And they laid down the innovations that modern musicians still use today! Kurt Cobain even said that music theory is useless unless you want to be coffee shop singer and is a distraction to making music your own thing. And he changed rock music for an entire generation!
Music student from Berklee (MSB): "What'cha doing?"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
Me: "Playing the guitar. I just love this instrument so much. It's simplicity brings music to the masses. Every note rings 'Hey! You do not need expensive classes or fancy instruments to enjoy music!'"
MSB: "Well anyone will suck as a musician without proper music theory training."
Me: "So Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, the Clash, Nirvana, and nearly every multi-platinum selling artists failed as musicians because they did not have any music training?"
MSB: "Well..."
Me: "And these chords that I am playing with the basic knowledge, regardless of the complexity of the composition, I have is shit because I do not have a musically trained background?"
MSB: "I guess so..."
Me: "Well I am not in debt to a fancy music school and I still know how to play music so you're the idiot. I win!"
by ThatOneGuyYouGrewToHate July 23, 2012
Get the music theorymug. To manifest a dream into reality. M theory relates to the concept of the overall string theory and quantum mechanics. The M Theory was derived by Ed Witten in 1995 and stands for Magic or Matrix or according to test! It affliliates quantum mechanics with the workings of thought verses action.
In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.
In golf, a hole in one is the perfect use of M Theory.
Jerry: I'm going to make a space ship and fly to the closest star!
Watson: How on earth can you do that?
Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.
Watson: How on earth can you do that?
Jerry: Easy, M Theory! Its elementry my dear Watson.
by VICKI KARMA October 18, 2006
Get the M THEORYmug. The theory that when a member of the male gender automatically looks at the body of a female with blonde hair. And in return, she is automatically more attractive than a brunette or any other hair color counterpart.
by TheBlondeTheory35 October 7, 2011
Get the blonde theorymug. The Nykko Theory
Game..... for the average joe. This theory if used properly will make a hot chick like u, love u, and then stalk u... in that order.BUT only the most worthey man can learn the ways of the Nykko Theory.This man must have 3 trates......... humer, humble, and have the nice guy appeal. As of today only 2 people know of the Nykko Theroy.... (Nate) and (Nykko).
Game..... for the average joe. This theory if used properly will make a hot chick like u, love u, and then stalk u... in that order.BUT only the most worthey man can learn the ways of the Nykko Theory.This man must have 3 trates......... humer, humble, and have the nice guy appeal. As of today only 2 people know of the Nykko Theroy.... (Nate) and (Nykko).
By learning the ways of The Nykko Theory . a dorky paill white chuby dude can poll a hot cheerleader that is way out of his leag, with only his sarcastic humer.
by The Side kick May 29, 2008
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