closet baby

A baby that was born a natural gay kid/man

Damn, that nigga a closet baby.

by Darktriceratops March 4, 2017

Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.

" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

Closet rebel

In the closet about rebeling

Thant nerd is such a closet rebel, James Sladek

by Jdawg420 January 15, 2014

Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

Slam Closet

Where you take a shit so massive that is can be described as slamming the toilet.

"What did you eat Dude, your Slam Closet smells like pumpkins and garbage!"

by Jut36 October 29, 2009

closet pig

A women who portrays herself as a good girl in public, but is secretly a whore.

Sally acts like she is a good girl but I heard shes a closet pig

by Cousinsnbiz November 16, 2018

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016