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i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!
Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by youngkap February 15, 2019
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Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.
When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.
by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023
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my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.
Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."
by DTOP May 2, 2006
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ya sneeze ya leeze

derived from the phrase "ya snooze ya looze", couple of stoners were sitting down and mike passed the joint but charlie's reaction was delayed so when he finaly reached out to take the joint, mike had already started smoking it again.
mike takes joint away from charlie and says, "ya sneeze ya leeze!"
by chaschas October 25, 2006
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Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming
Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?
by the dr-dash July 19, 2018
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Fake Sneeze

when you get that feeling in your nose like you're about to sneeze but it never comes out
person 1: aaaaaa-
person 2: are you gonna sneeze?
person 1: nope, false alarm, I had a fake sneeze
by mixer 2 March 16, 2022
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Bong asshole sneeze

When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
by Hamcandle January 13, 2020
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