you only die once

No one says that shit

You only die once.

by Im so fancy 33 September 7, 2014

I hit lefty, but only in baseball

A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.

At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.

by Stop the Pendulum April 25, 2006

only friend

the only friend of someone who is a loner

man, that girl is such a loner, jaclyn's her only friend

by choochoootrain December 9, 2008

Beckham (UK only)

Pretty good player, now plays for real 'fucking' madrid

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

LxR One N Only

LxR One N Only is one of the few professional Halo 2 players that have actually not been signed yet. He has one of the best BR's that I personally have seen on any players that I have seen play. He makes little kids cry with his beam rifle skills and dont even stand in his way when he is "Double-Shotting". Overall if you go into matchmaking and you see "LxR One N Only" on your team you have a very very good chance of winning.

LxR One N Only raped me so bad my ass STILL hurts.

by GForce X Gaming September 16, 2008

For your eyes only

For only your eyes, not your sexual organs. Commonly used when referring to pictures.

Person 1: Whoa, this is a really deep philosophy article.
Person 2: Ohhhh...so good..fap fap fap!
Person 1: Dude, for your eyes only.

by fyoa December 22, 2008

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004