Magnetically High

The direct result of smoking a marijuana cigarette that uses a rolled up metro ticket (or other material containing a magnetic strip) as its crutch.

Stoner 1: Hey man, last night was crazy... I don't remember anything other than laughing and when we met that guy dressed as a clown in the subway.
Stoner 2: Yeah shit went down... it always does when you get magnetically high....

by Parisian Green May 8, 2012

chic magnet

picture of robby bonayon

by mememme September 4, 2003

Grenade Magnet

When playing a video game a person becomes the target for all grenades.

Did you see how many grenades just hit her. She is such a grenade Magnet.

by kozaky March 16, 2009

magnet ass

The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.

"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"

by bigheaded5 November 14, 2007

Fist magnet

One who attracts fists up the anus........... via their wanker faggot like tendencies

guys in a bar showing off his mucsles to all the other dudes..... asking for a fist in the anus copping a fist magnet.

by joannimal December 27, 2010

Animal magnetism

The process by which your dad attracts many females that are way out of his league.

My animal magnetism has always netted me tons of hot babes.

by Lovesomematt December 18, 2018

trash magnet

a girl that thinks she is dating a good guy even though he has always been a dickbag.

Ex: My cousin is a trash magnet because she is dating a dickbag with bad intentions.

by Hkiller012 July 7, 2014