dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer

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by dream soft launch August 19, 2025

Epic Games Launcher

Legitimate digital garbage, half the time it's "downloading", it won't do anything for literally no reason, even if it is actually downloading something, it's doing it significantly slower than other launchers could, the entire thing relies on giving free (or heavily discounted) games, convincing (paying) devs to launch on it first, free fortnite skins and buying games studios for one SPECIFIC popular game and delisting it on steam so you are FORCED to use their launcher for it, on top of less features and much more lag than other launchers, it's like some messed up mix of those apple arcade exclusives and temu in a way.

I really wanted to start playing Fall Guys but of course it had to be locked behind the Epic Games Launcher.

by meepfella November 2, 2025

Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).

Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...

by Bernardo3636 February 14, 2019