anarcho-capitalism

Where we all get filthy rich and filthy free.

Person 1: I like anarcho-capitalism
Person 2: What the fuck

by BnuuyTheLoser July 11, 2024

Anarcho-capitalism

Fringe, right-wing ideology of property rights, contract theory, and anti-democracy. While it uses the prefix "anarcho-" it is not accepted by other anarchist ideologies (which are far left) as valid. The only similarity is that anarcho-capitalism is against the state. However, only that is not true for all anarcho-capitalists, as some argue that the state would be allowed if it was created via contracts - as it would be anything that would not violate property rights.

Making this ideology more similar to other market fundamentalist ideologies - such as right libertarianism, neoliberalism, and minarchism.

This is anarcho-capitalism. A society where people can do anything they want even if the circumstance this system creates for them, makes them sell themselves to slavery. True freedom!

by LLexter December 29, 2022

Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics

The unofficial de-facto economic system of Indonesia that punishes foreign businesses and companies that create jobs, and employment opportunities for Indonesians, and contribute substantial tax revenue to the government and by extension, the country's standard of living for doing certain things that offend the delicate sensibilities of the Indonesian people in areas wholly unrelated to the quality of the goods and services delivered by these companies.

i.e., releasing an advertisement that certain people believe looks similar to a conflict happening the middle east that may or may not actually be depicting said conflict, or a franchisee of a fast food chain completely separate from the franchisee in Indonesia donating free meals to the military of a middle eastern country in a conflict.

Makcik: Eh, Abang! You heard that McDonalds is giving free meals to the IDF? How dare they support GENOCIDE??! I think they forgot that under Capitalism with Indonesian Characteristics we can boycott their brands and cause thousands of Indonesians to lose their jobs, investments and lower our standard of living yet still believe we are doing shit to help Palestinians!!

Abang: Hahaha come on lets teach Ronald McDonald the imperialist what we Indonesians are made of!! Indonesia Boleh!!

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023

Commit a crime against capitalism

Yes crimes against capitalism exist. However this crime is currently not achievable unless G-d says capitalism can't exist.

Commit a crime against capitalism is committed when normal people go nuts 🙃 and want to replace capitalism with their own liberal woke ideas. Punishment: remove people like Bill Gates and John Kerry from all levers of power.

by Sexydimma November 26, 2022

BeJrovBOOTY 👙 GanBJraStAss capital

A board game that is played with a dice 🎲 and comes with 10 BEJS and 8 GanBJraStas
and 1 black ninja and 1 master Japannoe. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior. ♥️.

I invented and made and created bejrovbooty 👙 ganbjrastass capital. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 17, 2023

Capital letter Q

Small dick or small penis. Meaning that the guy has big ball and a small penis. The penis is always pointing out as if it bigger whereas it is small.

It is almost impossible to do a women on top on a capital letter Q.

by Vee M September 4, 2022

BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS CAPITAL

A board game that is played by a dice.

It comes with 10 Bejs, 8 Ganbjrastas, 1 Black Ninja and 1 Master Japannoe.

Today im going to buy the board game called "BEJROVBOOTY 👙 AND GANBJRASTASS CAPITAL". But first i gotta read the rules. I guess it's in the box of the board game... Btw it costs 10$. I have enough money to buy it.

by Bluetext6572 April 5, 2025