crystal form of speed, highly addictive stimulant infamously known ask crystal meth; methamphetamine.
by ORIGINALinspired June 21, 2024
Get the blingmug. by amaleghanime December 24, 2017
Get the BLING BLINGmug. Shit yeah, I made like 25 bling smacks on deliveries tonight. We're getting drunk!
I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.
I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
I just got my tax refund so I'm swimming in bling smacks.
I'm feeling that new video game, how many bling smacks is it gonna run me?
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Bling Smacksmug. by BMF90 June 23, 2010
Get the Bling Jobmug. Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
Get the ding-a-ling blingmug. (n) bling bling for the vagina. Often used to spruce the region up, sometimes used to distract from reality.
John and buddy Sam go to bar. John and Mary meet at bar. Mary seduces John. Sam leaves alone. John goes home with Mary. Mary takes clothes off for John. John eats out Mary. Then they have sex. Then John Goes home.
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
Johns face breaks out over the weekend and goes to work on Monday. John see's friend Sam....
Sam: "Hey John, how was Mary"
John: "She had some bling bling on her Va Jay Jay and that shit was sweet tasting. I'm going back over tonight."
Sam: "She's hot. But. That was bling vag - they distract from reality. She was covering up the herpes that you now have on your face. I gave them to her. Bling Vag baby. Bling Vag."
John: " You Mother Fucker! You're lying!"
Sam: "No, for real. I gave her the bling vag to help her feel better about herself."
John: speechless
Same: "But they probably make bling bling for the face too. Isn't that why people have gold teeth or grilz?"
by boredat1129-407baby! January 25, 2011
Get the bling vagmug. The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
by shane ye January 24, 2011
Get the Blinging The Bishopmug.