adult friend finder

(offensive):

a) the casual encounters section of the local craigslist page

b) a MILF, usually your friend's mother, who helps you hook up with other MILFS.

dude 1) I don't friends my age; they are too geeky and immature. I want adult friends. does that mean I ask my parents to be my adult friend finder, as in helping me find friends among adults?

dude 2) are you an uptard? an adult friend finder is not a regular adult helping you find friends among adults but helps you hook up with adults in order to take care of your carnal needs, maybe even to have your carnaldestism.

by Sexydimma June 26, 2013

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adult hair

another word for pubes.

"i.. i just cant picture kagehina with adult hair."
"me too."

by colberino May 23, 2018

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Adulting

When you gotta cook whenever you feel like eating something instead of just telling your mom, "I'm hungry".

For example, "Let's buy veggies on the way home and we'll cook something nice for dinner. That's how Adulting works xD.

by Shawn Psych August 3, 2023

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Adult pacifier

Alcohol, sex, drugs. Things adults use to pacify themselves when life gets overwhelming.

I can’t believe I’m really raw dogging life now. I don’t drink smoke or have sex. No more adult pacifiers!

by badbtchesgetit March 24, 2024

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A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

a) A film for children that is subtly intended for the adults.
b) A weird and crazy porn movie.

Use of A: When we left the cinema I felt it was an A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)
Use of B: I warn you, that movie it's a fantastic A.O.D. (Adult Oriented Disney)

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018

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