Vomit Bidet

When one person squats over another who is laying on their back and farts into their mouth until the person laying on their back projectile vomits into the squatting persons asshole

I ate so much broccoli today i cant wait for you to give me a vomit bidet from my farts.

by skoolbuss February 3, 2024

Vomit hat

A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet

Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?

by Poopsock king December 28, 2020

Yarn Vomit

Yarn vomit, also called yarn barf, is a term used in various yarn craft online spaces. It often refers to when someone attempts to pull just the center strand of a yarn skein, and in the process pulls out a large chunk of messy yarn. It can also be used in reference to any highly messy and tangled length of yarn.

"I was excited to use this yarn, but it's just become such an unworkable pile of yarn vomit. I don't think I could untangle it with a month of work."

by RobinYarn June 10, 2022

Bee vomit voice

A voice that is sweet like honey (honey is basically bee vomit).

Ryan: I have a great voice for radio talk shows.
Jim: So you have a bee vomit voice.

by JakSheppard May 16, 2021

Vomitous

Being so full that you feel as though you're going to vomit.

After eating that whole pizza, I feel vomitous.

by Queen of records April 14, 2011

Vomit comet

In Chicagoland, the nickname for the South Shore Line commuter rail service between South Bend, Indiana and Chicago. The name comes from the orange livery, which some consider ugly.

I'll be late, the vomit comet broke down again.

My sheltered roommate at Notre Dame thought I was suicidal taking the vomit comet to visit my parents in Chicago because his family only ever watched Fox News.

by Paul Allen's card August 19, 2025

Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.

Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'

by tincopper July 13, 2016