LeBron James

Boy oh boy where do I even begin Lebron honey my pookie bear I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes Your silky smooth touch around the rim and that gorgeous jumpshot I would do anything for you I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire You had a rough childhood but you never gave up hope You are even amazing off the court, youre a great husband and father sometimes I even call you dad I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face You have given me so much joy and heartbreak over the years I remember when you first left Cleveland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down my glorious king deserved it I just wanted you to return home Then alas you did my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced 2015 was a hard year for us baby but in 2016 you made history happen You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it I was crying bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words
"CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever but youve eternally changed my world And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat I love you pookie bear, my glorious king

LeBron James is my king and often edge furiously to him

by LebronGlazer2903 June 2, 2024

Lebron James

The Bronsexuals say he is the "Goat" when he's crys to the refs for a foul after he drives for a uncontested layup. 80% of the games he's right by the refs crying. He also is #1 in all time turnovers. Kyrie, Ray Allen, and Anthony Davis saved his career. He carries annoying fans to whatever team he goes to.

Do you know who the goat is becuase it's definitely not lebron james

by Non- Bronsexual March 17, 2021

Lebron Shanquiqui

Lebron Shanquiqui is your ordinary black male from Detroit and currently lives in Ohio. He also sticks corn husks up his butt hole and likes to flash elderly people his rectum at the care home. He once shoved a full microwave in his rectum and had to get it surgically removed, he has 12 toenails and his butt hair goes down to his toes and he now has the nickname the horse man because of his long tail, he often braids it and brushes it. He sucks at Fortnite and only has 2 solo wins and shits on toilet seats at taco bell and leaves it. He throws poop at monkeys and he currently has a his dick stuck in a peanut butter jar full of dry cement and cant get it out. He drives a dingus mobile and works at McDonalds, he loves playing roblox with his grandma and his grandma is on life support and is a CoD professional. Lebron also has been to jail 12 times for home invasions. He loves playing human centipede with his family and eats dry rice.

Lebron Shanquiqui is my best friend.

by MirmulnirLMH August 12, 2023