i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

Mac n cheese sneeze

This can occur during coitus when a large forceful ejaculation floods an already wet ass pussy causing both fluids to expel just like a sneeze.

When me and my girl both came at the same time during sex she blew a mac n cheese sneeze out.

by Tony Stromboli April 4, 2023

my penis just sneezed

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

by DTOP May 2, 2006

ya sneeze ya leeze

derived from the phrase "ya snooze ya looze", couple of stoners were sitting down and mike passed the joint but charlie's reaction was delayed so when he finaly reached out to take the joint, mike had already started smoking it again.

mike takes joint away from charlie and says, "ya sneeze ya leeze!"

by chaschas October 25, 2006

Does gav feel a sneeze coming?

When gav feels a sneeze coming

Oi mate, Does Gav feel a sneeze coming?

by the dr-dash July 19, 2018

How to sneeze

Take a deep breath and hope that you sneeze.

I can't sneeze to save me life, mother.

Mother, teach me how to sneeze.

by Knittin' peep May 21, 2019

Sneezing Kerfuffle

When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.

Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.

by RodieJack August 22, 2021