sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Sleepy Brontosaurus

Someone who is unreasonably tired/sleepy all the time.

I'm already tired. Can we go to bed?
But we haven't even gotten off the driveway!
That doesn't change the fact that I am one sleepy brontosaurus.

by KomodoKrap January 30, 2025

The Sleepy Dewey

When struggling to fall asleep, one will masturbate while digitally penetrating their rectum. Subsequently upon coming to fruition, they smell their finger utilizing the pheromones to fall asleep...

" I have been struggling to sleep at night, I think I am going to have to try 'The Sleepy Dewey' tonight.

by Dewey1234 September 6, 2023

Sleepy

Just a tired ender boy who needs more attention

B: Whos that?
V: Oh thats Sleepy.

by SleepySyndicate February 15, 2022

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

Sleepy Pancake

All you want to do is sleep, but you can't, you're so tired that you feel flat, limp, and motionless like a pancake.

This insomnia is killing me, I'm such a sleepy pancake.

by CRcg April 28, 2009