primary school relationship

the term for a relationship which involves no actual contact between boyfriend and girlfriend

and the relationship only lasts several days or weeks

tom:so how are thngs going with mary?

joseph:since i asked her out we havent even spoke,i think im going to break up with her

tom:o rly? but uve only been going out 2 days

joseph:yh but i dnt feel a connection

tom:aaw dude tht is such a primary school relationship

by robbehsword July 11, 2010

Relationship Suicide

1.when your deciding or thinking to get back with an ex, talk to an ex, hang out with an ex..

2.doing anything that jeopardizes you're healthy relationship.

"Bob!!! its relationship suicide if you go talk or hang out with your ex.." said.. Tony Bologna

by graciaguitarist February 23, 2010

mullet relationship

As coined by Joey Greco of Cheaters fame, a business relationship turned sexual behind the backs of the involved parties significant others.

The scene: Spencer is confronted in a parking garage by his livid wife after having been busted on camera making dirty bathroom love to his secretary.

Secretary: Spencer and I only work together, I swear!!

Joey: I think this is more of a mullet relationship...business in the front, party in the back!!

by Casandi July 6, 2008

College Relationship

a bullshit excuse that your boyfriend gives you when you catch him cheating on you. It is essentially a euphemism for an open relationship that isn't disclosed upfront.

I caught my boyfriend having sex with another man. When I asked him about us, he simply said that there was nothing between us, that it was a college relationship

by Sidnaydislikesacheater November 22, 2010

A good relationship

It is none existent.

Guy #1: *dies alone*
Guy #2: “guess he couldn’t find a good relationship”

by Depression :) October 24, 2019

ches relationship

A relationship defined by being inherently undefineable. Nebulous in nature, this type of relationship teeters between the ambiguous and incomprehensible. A classic symptom of this kind of relationship is the response "I don't know" when the question "what's up with you two?" is presented.

We hang out a lot, but we aren't dating. We're more than friends, but...we're not into titles anyway. We have such a Ches relationship. I have a test, I gotta go.

by Huge Pete April 15, 2008

12v relationship

A "relationship" based off the internet by young adolescents who think they're professionals at dating but they either haven't met or don't look at each other when they're together.

Noah and Gabby are in such a 12v relationship.

by filnjvgnlzdfjgvfbj July 24, 2017