roflship

Roll On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Pee
Commonly used in a conversation
A newer version of rofl, or lol

" hey wow man that was funny "
"roflship, yeah I know"

by Cici!!! August 6, 2008

Roll A One

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.

Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.

Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.

Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?

by Batomilami July 26, 2011

Roll-a-dog

Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.

That roll-a-dog be looking PLUMP!

by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012

rollalope

The name given to the male population in Rolla missouri.

The gals went to Rolla Mo, and are scouting for Rollalope in a city of men

by Ron Rollalope October 1, 2020

ebola rolla

the quarantined Dallas Texas ambulance parked at Texas Health Resources used to transport the first confirmed case of the boulevard is in the United States.

"Jimmy, did you hear about that guy the is the first confirmed case of Ebola in the United States? I took him to the hospital on walnut lane"

"yes Duane, everyone has heard of it. They took him from those apartments in the ebola rolla a few days ago"

by shoffnee October 9, 2014

Recovery roll

When someone crashes and fucks up bad but saves it with a sick ass recovery role

Guy 1 "dude you fucked up bad"
Guy 2: "nah dude I saved it with that sick ass Recovery roll"

by The only god FlexNugget October 18, 2019

buttered her roll

When a man pulls his penis out of a woman and ejaculates onto said woman's bent over ass. Yezzir.

John had doggie style sex with Jill. Then he pulled out and buttered her roll.

by Dritch1 May 6, 2015